the workers at one of the furniture stores here in town can go fuck themselves with a rusty chainsaw.

that red italian leather sofa for $700? i was thisclose to buying it, but your piss ass customer service (which only involved me. two of your workers looked at me, looked at each other, and then walked off in different directions) means i'm never coming to your store again on my own free will. it'll have to involve a gun to my head and being handcuffed.