dear california*,

you need to come out to the flea market more often. because its hard for me to ask you out for coffee if you're not here. putting a damper on my plans. uncool.

p.s - you look hot in jeans.

* "california" is the name given to this hot girl who goes to the flea market sometime. don't remember her name, but she has california plates on her truck. she set up next to mom once, so i talked to her for a little bit. she's hot and can rock a pair of jeans and a t-shirt like whoa.