well fuck me.

tomorrow, i have to get my insurance transferred over to my new* car, get my plate transferred, and get it all registered.

and i'm hoping it'll all make it under my budget of $64. which is exactly how much money i have to my name.

*"new" is used loosely. very loosely. loose like christina aguilera, that skank. ahem. a '95 plymouth acclaim, with 215,902 miles on it. bought it for $300. i've nicknamed it The GreenBeast.

i still have yet to figure out whether of not its technically legal for my to hang my shiny silver handcuffs from the rearview mirror. i must inquire.

mm, handcuffs. bondage fun, baby.