at 2:53pm i got this phone call..

Me: "hello?"

Guy: "hi, is this amanda?"

Me: "yeah."

Guy: "well hi, this is (didn't catch his name) from the army recruiters. i understand you're attending kellogg community college?"

Me: "uh huh."

Guy: "how are you liking it?"

Me: "its alright."

Guy: "what kind of classes are you taking?"

Me: "sociology."

Guy: "planning on majoring in that or anything?"

Me: "no, just taking it."

Guy: "oh, well, do you know what you want to do after this year?"

Me: "travel."

Guy: "really? that's great. do you know where to?"

Me: "i'm moving to canada."

Guy: "ah, that's a beautiful country."

Me: "uh huh"

Guy: "have you thought about traveling europe?"

Me: "its a thought i've had"

Guy: "have you ever thought about joining the army?"

Me: "i don't like the army."

Guy: "oh? why's that?"

Me: "i don't like violence. you suck."

Guy: "[pause] oh. [another pause] well then. [longer pause] have a nice day then."

Me: "i'm sure i will."

i kid you not. thats what happened. silly army recruiters.

now i'm gonna get back to writing my paper and listening to techno.

*mwah*