Question: how many Harding�s grocery store employees does it take to clean up a destroyed gallon of milk?

Answer: Three.

In the same stream of news, like I told the cute bagger girl, I�m happy that it was my milk that the bag boy dropped, and not my beer.

So next time Mr. Butter Fingers is bagging your meager supply of groceries and he drops you gallon of milk on the floor and there is a tsunami of Skim spilling all over (also, its fun to yell �Ahh! Flood!!� try it), just say to yourself �At least my beer is still good."

Mmm, beer.

Listening to: The Black Keys