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sneaky sneaky girl goes dumpster diving
11.04.02 - 11:51 p.m.

sneaky sneaky girl, what do you think you're doing? loittering around in the Target parking lot, hiding in the shadows with your black clothes and black boots and black gloves, dashing from one dumpster to another. climbing on the big dumpster with the signs all over them "do not climb in, or play around the dumpster. caution: very dangerous" and you scoff at the signs and watch you breath in the cold cold air. climb up the steel rungs on the side of the dumpsters and sit on the ledge while you try and see how far down into the 10' dumpster you can see. sneaky sneaky girl, sneaking around the construction equipment. touching all the machines, drawing pictures in the frost. stealing an orange construction cone and putting a hat on it, wrapping it in your sneaky sneaky girl arms and telling authorities who questions you that it's a baby.

music: distorted penguins

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