the brother and i just bought the parent a snazzy new microwave. for $100. but hey, what can we say, its shiny. which will nicely match the shiny toaster i bought her for mom's day.

the waitress at steak n' shake flirted with me. that made me smile. no one ever flirts with me. poor me. boo hoo.

my lips tasty salty. mm, salt soaks.

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