(the brother)

knock knock

"hey.. uh.. i'm gonna take these movies back. cuz they're like 4 or 5 days late. .. i might stop at wal-mart or meijer or something. .. and i might stop to get some food. you wanna go.. or you just wanna watch soap operas?"

"soap operas"

(30 seconds later. the parent.)

knock knock

" hey, i'm going to the gas station, do you-

"no. i don't want anything. i don't want to go. i just want to sit here, finish watching my soap, and work on my knitting. also? i want people to stop bugging me. go away."

the next person who bugs me is getting bitch-slapped.