so.

the city code department has been called on us because there is this dead tree. the lady who lives behind us seems to think this is our tree.

we don't know if its our tree.

the city doesn't know if its our tree.

i made a picture.

evil neighbor #1 is the lady who lives behind us.

evil neighbor #2 is an ass monkey who works for the city.

the tree? is between two fences.

we got another ticket from the code department tonight. except it doesn't say what it's for. mom thinks its from evil neighbor #2 because he's an asshole.

mom is pissed off and crying because she feels like none of the neighbors like us. (but its actually just two neighbors.)

i've offered to go egg evil neighbor #2's house.

any suggestions as to what to do? (aside from buying a bunch of eggs and a sledgehammer)

mom has already been down to city hall to fight this, but they were completely useless.

watching: south park