my mom sells books online. she has over 1,000 listed at the moment. i flip through the books from time to time, to see what she has. i found one today.. this is an actualy sentence from it:

"Believe it," Dan said. "Magic camels don't appear in karate-school locker rooms unless they are *very* serious."

damn right. i wouldn't want a magic camel to sneak up on me if he wasn't serious. or even if he was serious. fucking magic camels.